COREY SULLIVAN retired from an illustrious career on the professional Rock-Em Sock-Em Robots circuit, and, looking to fill his free time, opened up the legendary Norsk Studios. And the rest… is history.

COURTNEY SULLIVAN arrived in a package one day after a mixup with the post office. There was no return address, and from her wily hair and hungry eyes, it was clear she had been raised in the wild. Naturally, Corey married her.

It’s strongly rumored that TYLER “T CUP” HOWARD is the illegitimate love child of Ron Swanson and the Tasmanian Devil, but we’re no TMZ, and with a face this cute, we just couldn’t bare to ask.

AMBER MURPHY, at least we think that’s her name, used to work for ——-, and now she doesn’t. That’s all the government will allow us to say about that. But whatever she did, her skill set has rolled over to make her a badass piercer! Hmm..

JAMIE “BETTY” HARRIS is an award-winning biscuit baker, and was host of “Betty’s Biscuits” on food network, but we think she’s lost her mind… She wandered in one day asking to borrow some flour, and just never left.

MALLORY JOHNSON spent years studying geodesy, and eventually invested her entire life’s savings to fund an expedition proving the world was flat. After disproving her own theory, she hung up her hiking boots and joined us at Norsk!

Five time national surfing champion STAN EDMONDSON was chasing glory on the waves when things got out of hand. Legend has it, he caught a wave so big, it washed him all the way up into Norsk Studios, where he’s been ever since.

A thick layer of fog rolled into the shop, and out of it walked PAYTON MAJESTIC with a bag of snacks. At first we thought she was with Uber Eats, but she sat down and made herself at home, and with a name like hers, none of us questioned it.

SEBASTIAN LEON had his olympic pingpong dreams cut short when he was deemed too dark and mysterious to compete.. but luckily for him, those are exactly the traits we look for here at Norsk.