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COREY SULLIVAN
COREY SULLIVAN retired from an illustrious career on the professional Rock-Em Sock-Em Robots circuit, and, looking to fill his free time, opened up the legendary Norsk Studios. And the rest… is history.

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COREY SULLIVAN
COREY SULLIVAN retired from an illustrious career on the professional Rock-Em Sock-Em Robots circuit, and, looking to fill his free time, opened up the legendary Norsk Studios. And the rest… is history.

COURTNEY SULLIVAN
COURTNEY SULLIVAN arrived in a package one day after a mixup with the post office. There was no return address, and from her wily hair and hungry eyes, it was clear she had been raised in the wild. Naturally, Corey married her.

TYLER “T CUP” HOWARD
It’s strongly rumored that TYLER “T CUP” HOWARD is the illegitimate love child of Ron Swanson and the Tasmanian Devil, but we’re no TMZ, and with a face this cute, we just couldn’t bare to ask.

AMBER MURPHY
AMBER MURPHY, at least we think that’s her name, used to work for ——-, and now she doesn’t. That’s all the government will allow us to say about that. But whatever she did, her skill set has rolled over to make her a badass piercer! Hmm..

JAMIE “BETTY” HARRIS
JAMIE “BETTY” HARRIS is an award-winning biscuit baker, and was host of “Betty’s Biscuits” on food network, but we think she’s lost her mind… She wandered in one day asking to borrow some flour, and just never left.

MALLORY JOHNSON
MALLORY JOHNSON spent years studying geodesy, and eventually invested her entire life’s savings to fund an expedition proving the world was flat. After disproving her own theory, she hung up her hiking boots and joined us at Norsk!

I Just Got My First Tattoo!
“I couldn’t be happier! It’s exactly what I wanted and Corey did an AMAZING job. Everyone there was super nice and I loved seeing how helpful the staff was to everyone that came in. I will definitely be back for my next tattoo.”

STAN EDMONDSON
Five time national surfing champion STAN EDMONDSON was chasing glory on the waves when things got out of hand. Legend has it, he caught a wave so big, it washed him all the way up into Norsk Studios, where he’s been ever since.

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COREY SULLIVAN
COREY SULLIVAN retired from an illustrious career on the professional Rock-Em Sock-Em Robots circuit, and, looking to fill his free time, opened up the legendary Norsk Studios. And the rest… is history.

COURTNEY SULLIVAN
COURTNEY SULLIVAN arrived in a package one day after a mixup with the post office. There was no return address, and from her wily hair and hungry eyes, it was clear she had been raised in the wild. Naturally, Corey married her.

TYLER “T CUP” HOWARD
It’s strongly rumored that TYLER “T CUP” HOWARD is the illegitimate love child of Ron Swanson and the Tasmanian Devil, but we’re no TMZ, and with a face this cute, we just couldn’t bare to ask.

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COREY SULLIVAN
COREY SULLIVAN retired from an illustrious career on the professional Rock-Em Sock-Em Robots circuit, and, looking to fill his free time, opened up the legendary Norsk Studios. And the rest… is history.

COURTNEY SULLIVAN
COURTNEY SULLIVAN arrived in a package one day after a mixup with the post office. There was no return address, and from her wily hair and hungry eyes, it was clear she had been raised in the wild. Naturally, Corey married her.

TYLER “T CUP” HOWARD
It’s strongly rumored that TYLER “T CUP” HOWARD is the illegitimate love child of Ron Swanson and the Tasmanian Devil, but we’re no TMZ, and with a face this cute, we just couldn’t bare to ask.

AMBER MURPHY
AMBER MURPHY, at least we think that’s her name, used to work for ——-, and now she doesn’t. That’s all the government will allow us to say about that. But whatever she did, her skill set has rolled over to make her a badass piercer! Hmm..
